What had happened was...

So I woke up from my slumber while my sexy wife laid still, ignoring the fact that I had to work at 8 am. So as I panicked, she asked me, "what's wrong" and I said that it's 8:06 am. She then said, "Wanna cuddle?" and obviously I accepted her invitation to cuddle. 

Then I received some orb from a fairy, who said that I only had 5 days to transfer it to Mt. Solaur. The location is, unfortunately, 5 days away. So I packed my belongings and ventured off to this perilous journey. My wife warned me not to go, but me being the badass that I am just gave her a kiss and said "I will be back when the sun caresses the horizon." The fairy failed to tell me that Mt. Solaur wasn't a mountain but a fucking statue of a dragon. So I transferred the orb to the dragon and with the new energy, it came to life and flew off to fight the nethercorns (unicorns from hell) for the epic battle for earth. Explosions happened and caused a slashed tire to my car. 

And that's why I'm 20 minutes late ma'am.

Pacific Rim deserves a franchise!

My brother and I have finally gone to go watch this massive summer blockbuster. I have to say I was HYPED! I loved the film from start to finish. The writing was pretty good, the acting was neat, but the main seller was the ACTION! This summer didn't need zombies, vampires, or cowboys. It needed fucking ROBOTS! ROBOTS FIGHTING MONSTERS! They even called the giant monsters Kaiju in homage to fucking Godzilla! They got the whole piloting and fighting down to a science.

They covered everything from why they needed 2 pilots and why the Kaijus were coming out from the Pacific other than space. I wasn't left twiddling my thumbs asking questions. The fight scenes were kinda cluttered due to the massive sizes of the combatants, but other than that I was jumping off my seat yelling "Fuck his ugly ass up!"

You should take the time off your week and catch this flick as soon as you can.